CHAOS, CUPCAKES & CAFFEINE: THE FROSTING GAMES
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Cupcake decorating for the emotionally unstable and over-caffeinated. It’s not a class. It’s a survival experience.
You’ll laugh, you might cry, and you’ll leave bonded to your fellow tributes in a very “we survived this” way."
WHO: You. Yes—you.
The tribute who hasn’t had a night out in three months and is hoping frosting will fix everything. Ages 18+ only. The arena cannot support multiple tantrum demographics.
WHAT: A cupcake decorating “class.” By which we mean: an arena.
You’ll be sorted into sectors, given wildly uneven supplies, and told to make it work. There may be guidance. There will be judgment. Only one cupcake reigns supreme.
WHEN: Friday, April 17th 7:00 PM - 8:30 PM
Ninety minutes of strategic chaos, shifting alliances, and questionable piping choices. Any longer and the caffeine becomes a liability.
WHERE: The Train Depot at 2230 Buechel Ave
We aren’t exactly sure why The Train Depot agreed to this. Bold move on their part. (A train depot is a place where historically, people have fled their problems. Fitting.)
WHY: Because therapy is expensive. Because competition gives meaning.
Because you crave validation from strangers and buttercream. Because your inner child wants sprinkles—and your inner adult wants to win.
HOW: Buy a ticket. Enter the arena. Trust no one.
You’ll be sorted into sectors, issued supplies, and forced to decorate under pressure. Some tributes may receive sponsor gifts. Others will receive… character development.